I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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