What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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