i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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