Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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