I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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