"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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