so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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