oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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