They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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