at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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