hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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