plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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