Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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