dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.