dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.