Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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