I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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