Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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