Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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