I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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