I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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