Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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