I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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