people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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