i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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