Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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