i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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