im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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