Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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