i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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