stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Watching her eat just hurts me
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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