Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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