She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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