You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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