found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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