I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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