I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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