It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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