Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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