Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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