What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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