Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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