Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize