it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
