i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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