brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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