Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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