I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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