I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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