Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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