we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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