Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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