Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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