Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Your dad touched me again.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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