shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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