am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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